No, like… do you really think I'm reading that?

(choose wisely)

On a scale of "don't care at all" to "care sooo much"…

How much do I actually care about your message?

Fine. Type your little message 💌

I'll definitely read it. Every word. Promise.

When should I reply?

(only one of these is real)

Calculating how much I care…

reading your message…

Official results

I read none of it. Congrats.